2023 Pinot Meunier Futures - The Treatment Plan for FOMO!
Hello and Welcome,
It’s the time of year when we gather together for the holidays. But for some folks, this is a time of anxiety. Attending parties or being exposed to crowds is called social anxiety disorder. Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. If you are not sure, you may have Heortophobia, which is the fear of celebrating events. If you have Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns), it is probably best to stay away from Washington DC.
Diagnosis
FOMO is the Fear Of Missing Out. Do YOU have FOMO? Maybe you have phantosmia, the fear of things that don't exist? And if you fear running out of wine, that is called Novinophobia. In extreme cases, FOMO is marked by acute Novinophobia, while suffering from phantosmia by not having any wine at all.
Amalie Robert 2023 Pinot Meunier futures offer! We can’t really help the aforementioned phobias, but we can help alleviate FOMO. While there is no known cure for FOMO, the best practice treatment plan is to seize the moment when it presents itself, which is what is happening to you right here, right now. We are offering special futures pricing on 6 and 12 bottle orders, and domestic ground shipping is INCLUDED! Note: This offer EXPIRES with the last day of 2023 - 123123.
The 2023 vintage Pinot Meunier is our 19th bottling of this 100% Pinot Meunier single varietal. And true to form, year in and year out, the aroma is raspberries over rose petals with a hint of cocoa dusted almonds. Light and lively on the palate, this is the ultimate foodie wine. Finishing off with stern acidity to keep the party going and eagerly awaiting your next nibble. (Only 75 cases produced. Hand harvested, bottled unfined and unfiltered, and SWAC – Sealed With A Cork.)
BONUS: If you have not experienced Pinot Meunier (or winery DIRECT shipping), or are afraid to try, you may have Neophobia which is the fear of anything new or unfamiliar. Here is YOUR opportunity to conquer Neophobia!
Treatment Plan
Visit our 2023 Pinot Meunier Futures shopping cart on Vinoshipper. This e-commerce platform allows us to ship wine nationwide to all states that allow winery DIRECT shipping. Please E-mail Dena if you would like to ship your order to Alabama, Alaska or Hawaii.
The 2023 vintage Pinot Meunier will be released in May 2024 with a retail price of $36. Futures pricing for 6 bottle orders are 12.5% off retail at $31.50 per bottle, $189.00 per 6-pack. 12 bottle orders receive 30% off retail pricing at $25.20 per bottle, $302.40 per 12 bottle case. Domestic ground shipping is included for both 6 bottle and 12 bottle orders. It’s a good deal, and will serve you well in eliminating FOMO from your life.
When the wine is released in May 2024, you will receive an E-mail to coordinate a shipping window or winery pick up. We do NOT ship without your consent. For your convenience, please consider shipping to a business address, or a FedEx or UPS drop location.
From our 35 acres of vines we stitched into the sedimentary soils of Amalie Robert Estate, we wish you the happiest of holidays and a fruitful New Year!
Kindest Regards,
Dena & Ernie